Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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