I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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