How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And then my night got REAL pukey
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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