Porn is love you can see.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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