Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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