no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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