he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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