forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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