This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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