And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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