Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
