I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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