I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Shame - the story of my life.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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