If that was your dad, he is hot
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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