No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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