the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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