he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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