so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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