Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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