I smell stomach acid.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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