Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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