On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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