I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well I just put wine in my tea
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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