no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
There are leaves in my underwear?
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