It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
you had me at cake vodka
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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