At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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