Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can't turn off my feet"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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