Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
