That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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