i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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