So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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