Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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