did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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