You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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