yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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