I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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