I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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