i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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