I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So gin and wine won't be happening again
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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