Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
