Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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