Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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