hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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