Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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