just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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