is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I believe in your delicious
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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