There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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