You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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