i don't plan on having that self control this summer
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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