I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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