yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
