stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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