Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So much Jack, so little girl.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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