party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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