haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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